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Cleveland Guardians 2023 photo day awards
The best from the Guardians’ photo day
Breaking down which teams definitely need Nelson Cruz
Making the completely unbiased case for every MLB team to acquire Minnesota’s slugger at the trade deadline
Ill-considered headline that causes chaos
The analysis that follows is just plain bad
Here's where you'd watch the games if there were any right now
My masterpiece is complete...say hello to the best Cleveland baseball bar you've never been to #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/TBu9699PUN
— Scott Brady (@sbradyartist) April 30, 2020
Scott Brady assembled a Cleveland Indians bar in Animal Crossing. It's a masterpiece.
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Truck Day is coming
The first flower of spring but with sixteen wheels
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Corey Kluber’s greatest moments in Cleveland
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Radical acceptance and the hot stove
A mindful fan’s guide to a happier, Lindorless you.
Happy 45th Anniversary, 10 Cent Beer Night!
45 years ago today the worst ballpark promotion ever ended in anarchy
What could the Indians get for Francisco Lindor?
It’s never too early to speculate irresponsibly
Cleveland Indians Photo Day Awards 2019
Jason Kipnis’ transformation into the most famous assistant of 90s is almost complete, and Li-Jen Chu is just happy to be here.
The 2018 Let’s Go Tribe Playoff Panic Primer
Don’t waste your time coming up with irrational fears and outlandish complaints. Use ours!
How to watch Game 5 of the ALDS
This comprehensive guide will prepare you for any viewing scenario
Corey Kluber named Cleveland Indians Opening Day starter
Opposing teams cower in fear.
The worst possible moves the Indians could make
The Indians are blessed with a forward thinking, creative front office. What if they weren’t?
Cleveland Indians photo day awards
The best of Indians photo day 2017.
How would Indians sluggers flip their bats?
Bat flipping is widespread in Korean baseball. If Major League Baseball didn't consider it to be satanic, how would some Indians players celebrate homers?
This is the best source for all of your hot stove rumors
Forget Buster Olney and Ken Rosenthal: e.e. gammings is the new king.
Norm Macdonald predicted the Indians' comeback
Nothing in the known universe can explain this.
Terry Francona couldn’t sleep last night so he ordered $44 of ice cream
Never change, Tito
Shake off those post-loss blues with a song about Francisco Lindor
Apply liberally across the left side of the infield eight to nine times per game. Repeat as needed.
The Shaw Supremacy
How good would Bryan Shaw be if took Super Soldier Serum like Captain America? What if he could travel back in time? Would he be able to save the hapless 1899 Cleveland Spiders?
Trevor Bauer hurts himself on his drone
I wish I was joking.
Just call it the Chisentray already
An Indians fan submitted a petition on Change.org to officially name the Gatorade cup carrier twice used by Chisenhall in walk-off celebrations.
The Shaw Singularity: Every team. Every position.
73,000 innings of Bryan Shaw across every position.
Even the digital baseball gods are cruel
A simulated year that started with a young player being diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis ended with a postseason sweep.
Jason Kipnis has jokes, Adrian Beltre has laughs
You may recall Rougned Odor of the Rangers punching Blue Jays outfielder Jose Bautista in the face after a play at second base. After Odor slid hard into Jason Kipnis of the Indians Thursday night, Kipnis had a good laugh about the earlier incident.
A fond farewell to Juan Uribe
The Indians cut ties with their third baseman today, but members of the organization and fans have many memories from his brief time in Cleveland.
Indians fans urging Lucroy to waive no-trade clause
The Indians first big deal of the day hinges on Jonathan Lucroy waiving his no-trade clause. Indians fans want to see that happen.