The Academy of Bunting Sciences
In-depth research about sacrifice bunting
Academy of Bunting Sciences in process of acquiring script “Indians” sign above scoreboard
Extensive research is required. The most extensive.
LITERARY SUBMISSION: NFT Listing - a short story
by Gaston Henri, PhD
Philosophical Bunting
Plato slashed .307/.423/.675 in 399 BC, incidentally
Now accepting submissions for the title of our next thinkpiece
BuntotronAI will select one lucky winner!
BUNTOTRON IS ANGRY AND DESIRES BLOOD
MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD BOT
BUNT NOTIFICATION - EDDIE MCCABBAGE
EDDIE MCCABBAGE DOES NOT RESOLVE. ERROR. PLEASE CONTACT AN ADMINISTRATOR. ERROR. PLEASE CONTACT AN ADMINISTRATOR. ERROR. PLEASE CON—
The Eight Phases of James Karinchak
A hypothetical model to explain his performance
BUNT NOTIFICATION - RENE RIVERA
BUNTOTRON (buntegration__c) has detected a new BUNT EVENT (BNT-0006). CLICK HERE to navigate to the record.
BUNT NOTIFICATION - JORDAN LUPLOW
BUNTOTRON (buntegration__c) has detected a new BUNT EVENT (BNT-0005). CLICK HERE to navigate to the record.
Getting to know Buntotron
A short Q&A with the latest AI from The Academy of Bunting Sciences
BUNT NOTIFICATION - EDDIE ROSARIO
BUNTOTRON (buntegration__c) has detected a new BUNT EVENT (BNT-0003). CLICK HERE to navigate to the record.
BUNT NOTIFICATION - ANDRES GIMENEZ
BUNTOTRON (buntegration__c) has detected a new BUNT EVENT (BNT-0002). CLICK HERE to navigate to the record.
A grand unified theory of Mets shenanigans
I think they’re actually in great shape, you guys
BUNT NOTIFICATION - ANDRES GIMENEZ
BUNTOTRON (buntegration__c) has detected a new BUNT EVENT (BNT-0001). CLICK HERE to navigate to the record.
An Academic Project: Buntotron
The Academy plays to win, you foolish [HR is reviewing practices for tagline writing but did not have time for edits prior to this post]
A conversation with Emmanuel Clase’s Cutter
Emmanuel Clase’s Cutter is a danger to society and the fabric of America’s pastime. We sat down with it to try and get to the bottom of why it moves the way it does.
Bemused coach unable to dislodge child from bucket
"He did what I asked him to, I guess?"
Squirrel family planning mischief for home opener
Little Bucky wants to meet Josh Naylor
Rabid Cleveland fan not even mad at Miguel Cabrera
"I can’t even drive in the snow and he’s hitting dingers."
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Rookie baseball terrified of Bobby Bradley
"I saw what he did to my friends. Are you kidding me?"
Favorite athlete betrays area man
Bystander’s ears still ringing
Tom Hamilton just out here speaking poetry in March
When you’re a legend you’re always on
What if Cleveland forced Bryan Shaw to pitch at age 64?
Every game he’ll warm up somewhere in between the 5th and the 8th, if it’s not too near.
A brief survey of Major League Eddies
We now have the 13th-best Eddie in MLB History
Ill-considered headline that causes chaos
The analysis that follows is just plain bad
Which Spiders had better names than “Spiders”?
Spoiler alert: Almost all of them.
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Tribe or Treat: Terribly great ways to work the Indians into your Halloween
I’ll send a bag of candy to anyone who provides proof of dressing as my Franmil Reyes idea
To which Avatar: The Last Airbender nation would various Indians players belong?
Everything changed when the Minnesota Twins attacked
How much does all this bunting cost, anyway?
Putting exact numbers to the Indians’ tendency to give away outs