The Academy of Bunting Sciences
In-depth research about sacrifice bunting
Guardians to debut fusion-powered t-shirt cannon
Heads up, kids
Bally Sports admits it never existed
This makes them about as successful as The Academy, folks
Mustard, Relish nailed in PED sting
The struggling sausages each recieved a 50-race ban from the office of the Cornissioner
Scooter Recovery Task Force
Please apply within
Scooter Quaday boots another one
So much for extra innings
Unfortunate Accident at Academy of Bunting Sciences
Non-existence has perks
Fragment of Bunting Philosophy
Translation Uncertain
Philosophical Bunting Vol. V
Protagoras got kinda screwed in this headshot, no?
Philosophical Bunting Vol. IV
Anaximander slugged .671 as a second baseman before introducing cosmology to The West
Philosophical Bunting Vol. III
Mathematical proofs of a new strategy to boost OBP by 30% for any player
Filed under:
- Fanpost
The Academy is now looking for free labor
We cannot offer any payment and you will likely be murdered. Sound good?
AAU players and coaches find god in rabbit nest
We’re just going to invent the uplifting stories, now
Philosophical Bunting Vol. II
Eratosthenes bunted for 716 hits in his career and later coached Alexandria to several championships
Untitled
n/t
Lines break late as Guardians fall 3-0 in LA
Photo Credit: Kirby Lee
4/18 Game Thread: Rained Out
There is no game, and so there is no thread. This is the game thread.
The 37th Annual Covering the Corner Spring Training Polling Station
Kenny Lofton was supposed to host this during primetime but then I remembered the Academy doesn’t exist.
Local Bunter Punished for Desecrating Holy Site
Timothy McScottsburn to run 100 poles for squaring up in the batting cage
Richie Palacios is our No. 9 Guardians prospect. Who should be No. 10?
An advanced bat and a versatile glove make Palacios an intriguing watch in 2022
Academy of Bunting Sciences in process of acquiring script “Indians” sign above scoreboard
Extensive research is required. The most extensive.
LITERARY SUBMISSION: NFT Listing - a short story
by Gaston Henri, PhD
Philosophical Bunting
Plato slashed .307/.423/.675 in 399 BC, incidentally
Now accepting submissions for the title of our next thinkpiece
BuntotronAI will select one lucky winner!
BUNTOTRON IS ANGRY AND DESIRES BLOOD
MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD BOT
BUNT NOTIFICATION - EDDIE MCCABBAGE
EDDIE MCCABBAGE DOES NOT RESOLVE. ERROR. PLEASE CONTACT AN ADMINISTRATOR. ERROR. PLEASE CONTACT AN ADMINISTRATOR. ERROR. PLEASE CON—
The Eight Phases of James Karinchak
A hypothetical model to explain his performance
BUNT NOTIFICATION - RENE RIVERA
BUNTOTRON (buntegration__c) has detected a new BUNT EVENT (BNT-0006). CLICK HERE to navigate to the record.
BUNT NOTIFICATION - JORDAN LUPLOW
BUNTOTRON (buntegration__c) has detected a new BUNT EVENT (BNT-0005). CLICK HERE to navigate to the record.
Getting to know Buntotron
A short Q&A with the latest AI from The Academy of Bunting Sciences
BUNT NOTIFICATION - EDDIE ROSARIO
BUNTOTRON (buntegration__c) has detected a new BUNT EVENT (BNT-0003). CLICK HERE to navigate to the record.
BUNT NOTIFICATION - ANDRES GIMENEZ
BUNTOTRON (buntegration__c) has detected a new BUNT EVENT (BNT-0002). CLICK HERE to navigate to the record.
A grand unified theory of Mets shenanigans
I think they’re actually in great shape, you guys