The Academy of Bunting Sciences
In-depth research about sacrifice bunting
Philosophical Bunting Vol. III
Mathematical proofs of a new strategy to boost OBP by 30% for any player
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The Academy is now looking for free labor
We cannot offer any payment and you will likely be murdered. Sound good?
AAU players and coaches find god in rabbit nest
We’re just going to invent the uplifting stories, now
Philosophical Bunting Vol. II
Eratosthenes bunted for 716 hits in his career and later coached Alexandria to several championships
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Lines break late as Guardians fall 3-0 in LA
Photo Credit: Kirby Lee
4/18 Game Thread: Rained Out
There is no game, and so there is no thread. This is the game thread.
The 37th Annual Covering the Corner Spring Training Polling Station
Kenny Lofton was supposed to host this during primetime but then I remembered the Academy doesn’t exist.
Local Bunter Punished for Desecrating Holy Site
Timothy McScottsburn to run 100 poles for squaring up in the batting cage
Richie Palacios is our No. 9 Guardians prospect. Who should be No. 10?
An advanced bat and a versatile glove make Palacios an intriguing watch in 2022
Academy of Bunting Sciences in process of acquiring script “Indians” sign above scoreboard
Extensive research is required. The most extensive.
LITERARY SUBMISSION: NFT Listing - a short story
by Gaston Henri, PhD
Philosophical Bunting
Plato slashed .307/.423/.675 in 399 BC, incidentally
Now accepting submissions for the title of our next thinkpiece
BuntotronAI will select one lucky winner!
BUNTOTRON IS ANGRY AND DESIRES BLOOD
MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD BOT
BUNT NOTIFICATION - EDDIE MCCABBAGE
EDDIE MCCABBAGE DOES NOT RESOLVE. ERROR. PLEASE CONTACT AN ADMINISTRATOR. ERROR. PLEASE CONTACT AN ADMINISTRATOR. ERROR. PLEASE CON—
The Eight Phases of James Karinchak
A hypothetical model to explain his performance
BUNT NOTIFICATION - RENE RIVERA
BUNTOTRON (buntegration__c) has detected a new BUNT EVENT (BNT-0006). CLICK HERE to navigate to the record.
BUNT NOTIFICATION - JORDAN LUPLOW
BUNTOTRON (buntegration__c) has detected a new BUNT EVENT (BNT-0005). CLICK HERE to navigate to the record.
Getting to know Buntotron
A short Q&A with the latest AI from The Academy of Bunting Sciences
BUNT NOTIFICATION - EDDIE ROSARIO
BUNTOTRON (buntegration__c) has detected a new BUNT EVENT (BNT-0003). CLICK HERE to navigate to the record.
BUNT NOTIFICATION - ANDRES GIMENEZ
BUNTOTRON (buntegration__c) has detected a new BUNT EVENT (BNT-0002). CLICK HERE to navigate to the record.
A grand unified theory of Mets shenanigans
I think they’re actually in great shape, you guys
BUNT NOTIFICATION - ANDRES GIMENEZ
BUNTOTRON (buntegration__c) has detected a new BUNT EVENT (BNT-0001). CLICK HERE to navigate to the record.
An Academic Project: Buntotron
The Academy plays to win, you foolish [HR is reviewing practices for tagline writing but did not have time for edits prior to this post]
A conversation with Emmanuel Clase’s Cutter
Emmanuel Clase’s Cutter is a danger to society and the fabric of America’s pastime. We sat down with it to try and get to the bottom of why it moves the way it does.
Bemused coach unable to dislodge child from bucket
"He did what I asked him to, I guess?"
Squirrel family planning mischief for home opener
Little Bucky wants to meet Josh Naylor
Rabid Cleveland fan not even mad at Miguel Cabrera
"I can’t even drive in the snow and he’s hitting dingers."
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Rookie baseball terrified of Bobby Bradley
"I saw what he did to my friends. Are you kidding me?"
Favorite athlete betrays area man
Bystander’s ears still ringing