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Fragment of Bunting Philosophy

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Philosophical Bunting Vol. V

Protagoras got kinda screwed in this headshot, no?

Philosophical Bunting Vol. IV

Anaximander slugged .671 as a second baseman before introducing cosmology to The West

Philosophical Bunting Vol. III

Mathematical proofs of a new strategy to boost OBP by 30% for any player

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The Academy is now looking for free labor

We cannot offer any payment and you will likely be murdered. Sound good?

AAU players and coaches find god in rabbit nest

We’re just going to invent the uplifting stories, now

Philosophical Bunting Vol. II

Eratosthenes bunted for 716 hits in his career and later coached Alexandria to several championships

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Lines break late as Guardians fall 3-0 in LA

Photo Credit: Kirby Lee

4/18 Game Thread: Rained Out

There is no game, and so there is no thread. This is the game thread.

The 37th Annual Covering the Corner Spring Training Polling Station

Kenny Lofton was supposed to host this during primetime but then I remembered the Academy doesn’t exist.

Local Bunter Punished for Desecrating Holy Site

Timothy McScottsburn to run 100 poles for squaring up in the batting cage

Richie Palacios is our No. 9 Guardians prospect. Who should be No. 10?

An advanced bat and a versatile glove make Palacios an intriguing watch in 2022

Academy of Bunting Sciences in process of acquiring script “Indians” sign above scoreboard

Extensive research is required. The most extensive.

LITERARY SUBMISSION: NFT Listing - a short story

by Gaston Henri, PhD

Philosophical Bunting

Plato slashed .307/.423/.675 in 399 BC, incidentally

Now accepting submissions for the title of our next thinkpiece

BuntotronAI will select one lucky winner!

BUNTOTRON IS ANGRY AND DESIRES BLOOD

MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD BOT

BUNT NOTIFICATION - EDDIE MCCABBAGE

EDDIE MCCABBAGE DOES NOT RESOLVE. ERROR. PLEASE CONTACT AN ADMINISTRATOR. ERROR. PLEASE CONTACT AN ADMINISTRATOR. ERROR. PLEASE CON—

The Eight Phases of James Karinchak

A hypothetical model to explain his performance

BUNT NOTIFICATION - RENE RIVERA

BUNTOTRON (buntegration__c) has detected a new BUNT EVENT (BNT-0006). CLICK HERE to navigate to the record.

BUNT NOTIFICATION - JORDAN LUPLOW

BUNTOTRON (buntegration__c) has detected a new BUNT EVENT (BNT-0005). CLICK HERE to navigate to the record.

Getting to know Buntotron

A short Q&A with the latest AI from The Academy of Bunting Sciences

BUNT NOTIFICATION - EDDIE ROSARIO

BUNTOTRON (buntegration__c) has detected a new BUNT EVENT (BNT-0003). CLICK HERE to navigate to the record.

BUNT NOTIFICATION - ANDRES GIMENEZ

BUNTOTRON (buntegration__c) has detected a new BUNT EVENT (BNT-0002). CLICK HERE to navigate to the record.

A grand unified theory of Mets shenanigans

I think they’re actually in great shape, you guys

BUNT NOTIFICATION - ANDRES GIMENEZ

BUNTOTRON (buntegration__c) has detected a new BUNT EVENT (BNT-0001). CLICK HERE to navigate to the record.

An Academic Project: Buntotron

The Academy plays to win, you foolish [HR is reviewing practices for tagline writing but did not have time for edits prior to this post]

A conversation with Emmanuel Clase’s Cutter

Emmanuel Clase’s Cutter is a danger to society and the fabric of America’s pastime. We sat down with it to try and get to the bottom of why it moves the way it does.

Bemused coach unable to dislodge child from bucket

"He did what I asked him to, I guess?"

Squirrel family planning mischief for home opener

Little Bucky wants to meet Josh Naylor