The Academy of Bunting Sciences, being necessary to the security of a free Scooter, the right of the people to seek and recover Scooter, shall not be infringed.
There is a bobblehead of Francona on this Scooter. Is nothing sacred?
Herein, users may state their intent to join the Scooter Recovery Task Force. Such a declaration immediately deputizes the user to take whatever legal means necessary to assist in the recovery of said Scooter.