Joey Cantillo and friends catch Flying Squirrels and [defeat] them

Columbus Clippers 8, Louisville Bats 10

Box Score · Clippers rise to 18-10

I had to rewrite the scores and the record here four times. Eight to ten to go to eighteen and ten. HELP.

The Clippers battled all night but could not climb back from a five-run deficit late. A Trenton Brooks two-run bomb and a Tyler Freeman double gave hope, but David Fry struck out with two on in the ninth to end it.

Tobias Myers struggled. It happens.

Akron RubberDucks 3, Richmond Flying Squirrels 0

Box Score · RubberDucks fall to 12-13

Squirrels can’t eat rubber. What’re you guys doin’?

This win belongs to Joey Cantillo, Andrew Misiaszek, and Kyle Marman. The trio allowed only four hits while sitting down ten in a shutout. All three are off to an excellent start in 2022.

Corner Cupboard member Daniel Schneemann swatted an RBI single. DOPE. I’m pretty sure I’ve left the second “n” off before, so “Shitling” is open for business once more, probably.

Everyone else: Postponed