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The 37th Annual Covering the Corner Spring Training Polling Station

Kenny Lofton was supposed to host this during primetime but then I remembered the Academy doesn’t exist.

2020 U.S. Presidential Election Photo by Chen Mengtong/China News Service via Getty Images

The Academy of Bunting Sciences scored some laundry cash, baby.

I am going to blow all of this substantial windfall on the coffee necessary to generate the following opinion polls.


THE FOLLOWING EXAMINATION IS SO INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT, KID.

ANY AND ALL READING MATERIALS MUST BE GIVEN TO THE EXAMINATION PROCTOR BECAUSE AS WE ALL KNOW IT IS DAMN NEAR CERTAIN THAT MATT CHRISTOPHER HIDES STANDARDIZED TEST ANSWERS IN HIS BOOKS.


Poll

Over or Under: George Valera Bat Flips - 30

This poll is closed

  • 50%
    Over
    (12 votes)
  • 33%
    Under
    (8 votes)
  • 16%
    Push
    (4 votes)
24 votes total Vote Now

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Shane Bieber Strikeouts: Over or Under - 250

This poll is closed

  • 48%
    Over
    (15 votes)
  • 45%
    Under
    (14 votes)
  • 6%
    Push
    (2 votes)
31 votes total Vote Now

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Which Cleveland Guardian will be Bobby Bradley this year?

This poll is closed

  • 26%
    Bobby Bradley
    (8 votes)
  • 23%
    Bobby Bradley
    (7 votes)
  • 20%
    There is no Bobby Bradley
    (6 votes)
  • 30%
    Yu Chang
    (9 votes)
30 votes total Vote Now

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There is a fruit that kills a wasp. What is it?

This poll is closed

  • 7%
    Pear
    (2 votes)
  • 64%
    Fig
    (18 votes)
  • 7%
    Taco
    (2 votes)
  • 21%
    Banana
    (6 votes)
28 votes total Vote Now

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Noah?

This poll is closed

  • 100%
    Bo
    (22 votes)
22 votes total Vote Now

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Jehoshaphat?

This poll is closed

  • 100%
    Josh
    (20 votes)
20 votes total Vote Now

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What is your favorite food at the ballpark?

This poll is closed

  • 34%
    Hot dogs
    (9 votes)
  • 3%
    Nachos
    (1 vote)
  • 7%
    Ice Cream
    (2 votes)
  • 30%
    Yankee Tears
    (8 votes)
  • 3%
    Pizza
    (1 vote)
  • 3%
    Fries
    (1 vote)
  • 0%
    Popcorn
    (0 votes)
  • 15%
    Notice how there are fewer squirrels lately?
    (4 votes)
26 votes total Vote Now

Poll

Did you ever attend Spring Training in Winter Haven?

This poll is closed

  • 19%
    Yes
    (5 votes)
  • 80%
    No
    (21 votes)
  • 0%
    Yes, and you’ve awoken some serious parking lot trauma you jerk
    (0 votes)
26 votes total Vote Now

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This poll is closed

  • 9%
    Poll
    (2 votes)
  • 33%
    Poll
    (7 votes)
  • 57%
    Poll
    (12 votes)
21 votes total Vote Now