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Over or Under: George Valera Bat Flips - 30
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50%
Over
(12 votes) -
33%
Under
(8 votes) -
16%
Push
(4 votes)
Poll
Shane Bieber Strikeouts: Over or Under - 250
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48%
Over
(15 votes) -
45%
Under
(14 votes) -
6%
Push
(2 votes)
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Which Cleveland Guardian will be Bobby Bradley this year?
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26%
Bobby Bradley
(8 votes) -
23%
Bobby Bradley
(7 votes) -
20%
There is no Bobby Bradley
(6 votes) -
30%
Yu Chang
(9 votes)
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There is a fruit that kills a wasp. What is it?
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7%
Pear
(2 votes) -
64%
Fig
(18 votes) -
7%
Taco
(2 votes) -
21%
Banana
(6 votes)
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Noah?
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Jehoshaphat?
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What is your favorite food at the ballpark?
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34%
Hot dogs
(9 votes) -
3%
Nachos
(1 vote) -
7%
Ice Cream
(2 votes) -
30%
Yankee Tears
(8 votes) -
3%
Pizza
(1 vote) -
3%
Fries
(1 vote) -
0%
Popcorn
(0 votes) -
15%
Notice how there are fewer squirrels lately?
(4 votes)
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Did you ever attend Spring Training in Winter Haven?
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19%
Yes
(5 votes) -
80%
No
(21 votes) -
0%
Yes, and you’ve awoken some serious parking lot trauma you jerk
(0 votes)
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9%
Poll
(2 votes) -
33%
Poll
(7 votes) -
57%
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(12 votes)
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