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Hello again. We’re all losing our minds and so here is a rigorous poll that will undergo the scrutiny of peer review. We expect that some in the establishment will seek to hide our results by asking for ludicrous edits in the review process. No matter - these results and the following meta analysis cannot be silenced.
Poll
Whom?
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44%
Thou
(85 votes) -
31%
Thee
(61 votes) -
9%
Thy
(19 votes) -
14%
Thine
(27 votes)
Poll
Why?
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11%
That’s what the data say
(21 votes) -
12%
That’s what the data says
(24 votes) -
47%
That’s what the data suggests
(90 votes) -
28%
Data pulled me aside and told me personally, Captain.
(55 votes)
Poll
Which?
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22%
This
(41 votes) -
24%
That
(44 votes) -
27%
Those
(50 votes) -
25%
The other
(46 votes)
Poll
Who conquered the Medes?
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10%
Pyrrhus
(18 votes) -
42%
Alexander the Great
(75 votes) -
10%
Cambyses I
(19 votes) -
37%
Cyrus the Great
(66 votes)
Poll
What’s the deal with the Fourth Crusade?
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14%
Maybe don’t massacre the Latins next time, Andronikos.
(26 votes) -
52%
More like "Pope not so Innocent", am I right?
(91 votes) -
17%
Venice just really wanted that hippodrome statue
(31 votes) -
14%
*aliens*
(26 votes)
Poll
How?
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14%
Dunno
(25 votes) -
9%
Dunno
(17 votes) -
31%
Dunno
(55 votes) -
26%
Dunno
(47 votes) -
18%
Dunno
(32 votes)
Poll
This is not a question
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21%
Can we still answer?
(38 votes) -
44%
What if it is, though?
(77 votes) -
34%
Thanks?
(60 votes)
Poll
Which of the following is most responsible for the fall of the Western Roman Empire?
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9%
Over-reliance on slave labor
(16 votes) -
2%
You’d fall if every other day was a holiday, too
(5 votes) -
11%
Climate change forced migratory tribes (such as the Huns) west, causing a chain of invasions that increasingly destabilized Rome
(19 votes) -
10%
Constantine deployed 5G across the empire in order to track citizens which slowly led to mass hysteria
(17 votes) -
40%
Bunting
(67 votes) -
25%
The Crisis of the Third Century is what really did it; Aurelian and Diocletian just delayed the inevitable.
(43 votes)
Poll
Homestarrunner.net
Poll
Which of the following is the correct answer to this question?
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6%
A
(11 votes) -
4%
B
(8 votes) -
5%
C
(9 votes) -
3%
A and B
(6 votes) -
8%
A and C
(14 votes) -
7%
B and C
(13 votes) -
30%
A, B, and C
(50 votes) -
32%
ABACA
(54 votes)
Poll
Mike
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22%
Trout
(38 votes) -
58%
Clevinger
(98 votes) -
19%
Wazowski
(32 votes)
Poll
Two is "a couple". A few is four or five. Six or seven is "several". How many is "many"?
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6%
8 or 9
(11 votes) -
7%
9 or 10
(13 votes) -
26%
10 or 11
(43 votes) -
19%
8-11
(32 votes) -
39%
In some circumstances 7 is permitted into the club
(64 votes)
Poll
Would you?
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6%
Yes
(11 votes) -
20%
Why not?
(33 votes) -
27%
Oh hell yes
(44 votes) -
44%
Already did
(71 votes)
Poll
What is a gyro?
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11%
A sandwich
(18 votes) -
14%
A wrap
(23 votes) -
60%
A gyro
(96 votes) -
1%
A hot dog
(3 votes) -
12%
A kebab delivery vessel
(20 votes)
Poll
Which variant of bro is the broiest?
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23%
Bro
(38 votes) -
30%
Bruh
(48 votes) -
40%
Brah
(64 votes) -
5%
Breh
(9 votes)
Poll
This is the last question
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25%
Thank god
(41 votes) -
15%
Shucks
(25 votes) -
58%
The battle of Hastings took place in 1066
(94 votes)
Matt Schlichting received a degree in statistical analysis and polling sciences from nobody. His body of work and published research touches on wide-ranging topics such as nothing, meaninglessness, and pointless drivel. He crashed a Haro into a Mustang on Easter of 2001 because he got distracted by a cat. There is no Miss Zarves.