Mainstreetfan's Offseason Plan

1. I win the Powerball lottery and take the cash option.

2. Under an agreement in which I promise not to meddle in the team’s operation, I buy Sherman’s stake.

3. I break my promise.

4. I create a LGT free agent evaluation committee consisting of commenters who have received the most rec’s for good talent evaluation over the last three years.

5. I begin hounding Dolan to use half of the money I have put into the franchise to hire the top two FA position players in this year’s class as identified by our committee.

6. Under the relentless psychological pressure I bring to bear against him, Dolan gives in.

7. We win the WS.

8. All LGTers are invited to a victory celebration in my owner’s box.

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