Brooms at the ready as Indians play series finale in Chicago

Today the Indians battle the Chicago White Sox. I’ll get to the lineups in a minute, but first I wanted to use this grand soapbox to complain about still not being able to center text in Chorus, our text editor. You know what you can do on a stone tablet? Center text. Hell, even if it was cuneiform I could put it wherever the hell I wanted on the page. In this text editor? Nope. Even getting a paragraph to indent the way you intend is as enjoyable as jabbing a sewing needle into a fresh dental cavity.

Anyway, Josh Tomlin can lead the Indians to a tenth straight victory today. Somewhere, the company that told Universal Windows Direct to run that promotion is feeling very nervous.