Nothing seems appropriate for this post this morning. I can't even be sure today is my day to post because the telegram announcing our assignments was dropped by Tyler Naquin. Alas, we'll assume it is and look at royalty-free photographs of our hopes and dreams:
Links that you can copy-and-paste into your browser on your own if you want to read about baseball:
The Rangers are weighing their Derek Holland options:
Want to read about twitter accounts?
August Fagerstrom, who once wrote this and this for the world's finest website (though you wouldn't know it today) will be working for a MLB team next season, which sucks for readers of Fangraphs:
Paul Hoynes is all aboard the Dan Otero train. I wish he wasn't: