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World Series Game 3 decompression post-game thread

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Let’s all just take a minute and breathe. Then breathe again.

MLB: World Series-Cleveland Indians at Chicago Cubs Dennis Wierzbicki-USA TODAY Sports

The full recap is coming soon, but in the meantime I think we all need a thread to gather ourselves. Take a minute, unclench, walk around. Do what you have to. Put on some music.

Here’s a quick recap of what happened in this absolutely insane game:

  • Kyle Hendricks had the whole continental US as a strike zone.
  • Kyle Schwarber was on the bench.
  • Francisco Lindor got TOOTBLAN’d.
  • Mike Napoli pooped between innings.
  • Josh Tomlin was amazing.
  • Francisco Lindor was a typical 2016 Indians batter with the bases loaded.
  • Andrew Miller Andrew Miller’d.
  • Pitchers hit and it was kinda dumb.
  • Coco Crisp did something good then Rajai Davis did something really dumb.
  • Bill Murray was probably drunk.
  • Lonnie Chisenhall was probably drunk.
  • I LOVE BRYAN SHAW.
  • Mike Napoli pooped on the field.
  • Cody Allen shut it down.

Let’s all just. WOOOOoooooo