World Series Game 3 decompression post-game thread

The full recap is coming soon, but in the meantime I think we all need a thread to gather ourselves. Take a minute, unclench, walk around. Do what you have to. Put on some music.

Here’s a quick recap of what happened in this absolutely insane game:

• Kyle Hendricks had the whole continental US as a strike zone.
• Kyle Schwarber was on the bench.
• Francisco Lindor got TOOTBLAN’d.
• Mike Napoli pooped between innings.
• Josh Tomlin was amazing.
• Francisco Lindor was a typical 2016 Indians batter with the bases loaded.
• Andrew Miller Andrew Miller’d.
• Pitchers hit and it was kinda dumb.
• Coco Crisp did something good then Rajai Davis did something really dumb.
• Bill Murray was probably drunk.
• Lonnie Chisenhall was probably drunk.
• I LOVE BRYAN SHAW.
• Mike Napoli pooped on the field.
• Cody Allen shut it down.

Let’s all just. WOOOOoooooo