The full recap is coming soon, but in the meantime I think we all need a thread to gather ourselves. Take a minute, unclench, walk around. Do what you have to. Put on some music.
Here’s a quick recap of what happened in this absolutely insane game:
- Kyle Hendricks had the whole continental US as a strike zone.
- Kyle Schwarber was on the bench.
- Francisco Lindor got TOOTBLAN’d.
- Mike Napoli pooped between innings.
- Josh Tomlin was amazing.
- Francisco Lindor was a typical 2016 Indians batter with the bases loaded.
- Andrew Miller Andrew Miller’d.
- Pitchers hit and it was kinda dumb.
- Coco Crisp did something good then Rajai Davis did something really dumb.
- Bill Murray was probably drunk.
- Lonnie Chisenhall was probably drunk.
- I LOVE BRYAN SHAW.
- Mike Napoli pooped on the field.
- Cody Allen shut it down.
Let’s all just. WOOOOoooooo