Slow day today? https://t.co/iSPolZ4rle— Jason Kipnis (@TheJK_Kid) January 20, 2016
Yes, Jason. But some stuff happened:
• LGFT Shaun Marcum has retired and will coach for Northwestern Oklahoma State University. My mom went there! No she didn't, but I didn't know what else to say.
• The Dodgers gave Joe Blanton $4 million to pitch for them for one season. Appreciate Chris Antonetti's cheap pitching staff, people!
• The Marlins could sign Yoenis Cespedes then trade Marcell Ozuna.
• The Angels signed Mr. Balkoff Al Alburquerque.
• Jason Kipnis will not be organizing any city events any time soon. So put away those 3-ring binders, Knope.