The baseball season, in some ways, is completely analogous to a delicious orange.
Well, no, that's not really where I was going with that. Let's try another tack: the baseball season is like a relationship with a beautiful woman.
No, Denise is fed up with my brother.
I can't even begin to imagine how he would react if he knew.
That's probably all too accurate. Anyway, maybe a baseball season is like settling in for a long run.
That's not very constructive criticism, if we're honest. Although I guess it would be hard to say that anyone really "settles in" to a long run, since settling implies coming to rest in one spot while running is pretty much the opposite of that.
Fair enough. Let's just jump to the green of the week. This one has something for everyone. There's crime drama, there's current events, there's a pun, there's medical humor, and there's a D. Here it is, gang.
Shaboom. Any complaints regarding the obvious nepotism in play here can be directed to the management, who will take it out of my stipend if they find due cause to do so. In the meantime, here is the rest of your week in green.
Well, there it is, gang. I guess everyone but my fans is pretty happy to see another week of this come and go.