Well the AL Central race is done and dusted, but Soylent Green will march proudly on.
Nope. It will actually happen right here, and is in fact doing so right now. You really Ockused that one up. This is the comforting junk food of Indians coverage; I'm a jilted girl with a pint of Haagen-Dazs right now.
No doubt that would make him feel better, but I doubt the Bartolo Colon eating plan is the way back into this one for our boys. Speaking of which, let's all pour one out for the our homies that are gone.
I'm not a huge fan of calling things epic, so I'll just settle for pointing out the fact that that is how a grown man pimps a home run.
I think his calendar is fairly wide open at this point. Feel free to take a moment to mourn the passing of the Mark Reynolds you were hoping was going to carry us through September like he did in April, and then we'll move on.
I filter a good deal more than that, actually. And I'm doing the best I can, thank you. I'm open to suggestions regarding how I could improve your experience with this piece.
That's just mean-spirited and probably not even a very practicable suggestion. I'm going to get to the green of the week and what-not here so I can go play with my kid.
Nah, he's coming up on a year.
If this is true, it has to be the green of the week. I'm choosing to believe it's true, as are at least four of you.
That's great customer service. Here's the rest of your week in green.
That's about it for me. I guess we're close to giving up on the season, right?
Ooh, that's a really valid point. Never mind, darn the
torpedoes Tigers, full steam ahead!