Welcome back, gang! I've heard rumors going around that sports fans live and die by what happens in the weekly Soylent Green column here on LGT.
We got onto ESPN? Even better. No such thing as bad publicity. I hear the guy who write Soylent Green is insanely talented.
Well, yeah. Can't be all things to all people. Back on the subject of "bad" publicity, sources are telling me that Chris Perez's legal team is preparing a defense built around the assertion that Perez was trying to Google this feature and, through some accident of autocorrect, mistakenly ordered a pound of weed instead. I can't believe they'll be able to get anyone to buy that Chris Perez is that stupid, though.
Okay, maybe that's a fair point. Still, I hope whatever happens, Perez doesn't land in jail. I've heard the company in the prison showers is somewhat less than personable.
I suppose that depends on your perspective. If he does wind up incarcerated, maybe we can all get together and put together an LGT care package for him. Is there any limit on what we would be able to send his way?
Good to know. Finally, I know this is way too big of a picture, but I'm a sucker for anything related to Calvin and Hobbes.
On to the rest of the week in recs.
That's as good a place as any to stop for another week. Are you guys about ready for me to wrap this thing up?
I'll be honest, that feels like overkill. Enjoy your respective weekends, gang.