Hi guys (and gals, no discrimination here), guess what?
No, and I'm not sure where that guess came from. Do you have any idea, Chuck?
Yeah, best we just move on to baseball. What's coming down the pike here?
Yeah, that is going to be a laugh for all of us. We take their good players and they get our bad managers.
I... what? Is there some sort of succession plan in place that I'm not aware of? Anyway, this week was not a good one for the Tribe, but the low point was undoubtedly Aroldis Chapman buzzing the tower on Nick Swisher with 100-mph cheese. I can only think of one way that could have ended worse.
I don't see how you could possibly think that was what I was going for. It boggles the mind that you could be serious with this.
Has the "I Ockused that one up" thing run its course? Either way, welcome back to the green side of the ledger, my man. I guess there are certain things I can be forgiven for not being on top of.
Oh. You guys are a real treat. Any suggestions on how I can stay up to date on things?
Okay, any other suggestions? I'll monitor my inbox all day. In the meanwhile, here's the rest of the week in green.
Well, that's the end of that. Does anyone have any other ideas on what to do, or should we just disperse for the week?
I'm leaving now.