Before we even set out, this needs to be understood.
Introduce Calvin and Hobbes to as many people as you can... for the children.
In Tribe news, people are already getting Clevelanded in silly ways.
Bad luck. Elsewhere, morale was not at an all-time high at the week's outset.
How do we feel about Ubaldo this week?
Morale would take a surprising uptick with back-to-back games against Cy Young winners, who are the Tribe's bread and butter, apparently.
Old friend Cliff Lee came back to face new full-time intellectual/part-time pitcher Trevor Bauer...
...and (in unrelated news) old friend Jason Kipnis HR picture also made a belated season debut.
A quick recap of why we love Cleveland...
...and the rest...
Hopefully they last all season, good person. For right here and right now, though, I'd say they're doing well.
Oh. I guess that's it from me then. I'll leave the sign-off line for my favorite LGT'er.