Looks like the Diamondbacks will be needing a shortstop.
That sound you hear is the world's smallest violin playing.
It's too bad Mike decided not to use his training when Clemens throw Piazza's bat back at him; that would have rivaled Nolan Ryan/Robin Ventura and Fausto Carmona/Gary Sheffield as far as mound confrontations are concerned.
I think we now have some idea why Arizona was willing to trade Bauer, though to me it's a rather shallow one. A 21-year-old pitcher who needs to mature a bit? Shocking!
The first (but certainly not last) oblique injury of 2013 belongs to Joe.