No; I'm strong. I can do this.
*dissolves into tears*
Maybe I could move on if only I could pinpoint what exactly went wrong...
The Occam's Razor of baseball strategy there. We needed more runs than they got, and instead we had fewer. Still, I feel like it could have all changed so quickly. Maybe if I had found a video feed, or if I had worn my other lucky shirt, or if Turk's girlfriend had been amorous instead of absent...
I know, both in the sense of wielding the power to change a game in the sense that I would invade Turk's privacy like that just because his girlfriend's kiss gave us the Giambi walk-off. Still, that's the edge you have to live on to be a successful fan.
Embrace the fear, Jason. Enough about baseball, though, let's get down to brass tacks. How did I do at the reins of the Soylent feature this season?
Thanks. Maybe I can come back even stronger next year, maybe throwing in some graphs, keeping a leaderboard, or holding a Q&A on Twitter.
You're right. I don't want people to start thinking of LGT as "that site that does the Soylent Green feature" and forget about all the great work done by everyone else from Ryan on down. I do have in mind making a big addition as a co-author though.
That is a more-than-fair point. Anyone else have an opinion on my work?
Ouch. That's setting the bar pretty low from my own brother. Thanks a million, Brad. For the final green of the week before the long winter, let's turn to Turk.
Absolutely true on all counts, but especially number two. I've always loved the Tribe, but my fandom reached a new level when I found this community. Thanks so much to Jay, Ryan, Jason, talonk, woodsmeister, Adam, Andrew (wherever he is, but always in our hearts), westbrook, Evan, and YDW for keeping great content on the front page every day. It seems weird to say as an Indians fan, but I'm actually looking forward to seeing what the team does this winter, and I know the crew here will keep me posted every step of the way. Here's the last of the rest of your week in green.
Winter, as they say, is coming. There's no place I'd rather be for it than LGT.