EVERYBODY CALM DOWN. All y'all. Especially the players. 3 positives:

1. Hey look, a home run and everything. It even feels like there's an alternate universe where we won this game, which wasn't the case for the past 3. To think, Jose Lopez wouldn't even have been in the game if the ump hadn't blown the call and tossed Jack Hannahan. That is fate. Or something.

2. We have pretty good announcers, and will never be subjected to the likes of "An A-Bomb from A-Rod" while enjoying a game of baseball.

3. I'm going to steal one from somebody in the game threat: Tracy Morgan was at the game, and he likes our uniforms more than the Yankees.

It's June. What are ya gonna do.