So the moment that everyone has waited for is here: the Yankees open their new palatial home today. They were kind enough to invite the Indians in as guests, though Cleveland was a bit rude to send to the mound their best starter, instead of an old friend like Carl Pavano. No matter, for the Yankees were generous enough to bring in a former friend, CC Sabathia, to pitch to the Indians.
Let the Opening Day
hilarity ceremony commence! After that, a baseball game will be played.