It's good to be back. A recap of the opening game of spring training:
10:17 JK in CBus Is this heaven? No, its a fresh game thread…
10:32 emil minty omg i forgot to dvr this. /defenestrates
10:51 APV Who brought the chips & dip?
11:17 Turkmenbashi It will look like rays of sunshine piercing clouds of pure white while angels sing a euphoric chorus. And Grady Sizemore.
11:36 Turkmenbashi Why is it impossible to make cup-o-noodles without them exploding all over your microwave?
12:01 Woodsmeister Instant Rim Shot is sooooo last year.
12:38 Jay Okay, fess up … who’s already hammered?
12:49 Fredward Rec.
1:01 afh4 You think you know. But you have no idea. 2009: Year of the Jhonny.
1:06 voltaire Oooo, Ron LeFlore.
1:11 afh4 Is Omar the Brady Bunch’s dog?
1:29 Turkmenbashi I love baseball
1:31 Gradyforpresident i’m seriously considering Nalgene’ing a PBR
1:38 FredOx My one qualm with z is that you can’t spell Matsuzaka without it. Q, on the other hand, is still OK.
1:41 Ryan New Game Thread here.
1:42 FredOx Ahoy there, scalawags.
1:44 Turkmenbashi Ethics in research on insider threat
1:53 Oaksterdam (ducks…)
1:57 Roger Dorn hopefully, you’ve completed puberty, otherwise you are screwed
2:01 rolub “hey, did you know you’ve got dirt on your forehead?!?!”
2:16 jjfoosk Castrovince just reported that he cleared waivers and was outrighted to Columbus.
2:29 Gradyforpresident boo andrew jackson. he ended it.
2:58 afh4 THIS IS IT. STAND UP AND BE COUNTED. /evan cries
3:00 Julie Ah, Underpants.
3:01 Jay MLB Network does not appear to be carrying the game …
3:12 Julie I suspect cooties.
3:15 Manhattan Tribe Fan Why am I still staring at Rogers Hornsby??
3:17 Manhattan Tribe Fan POWER SOWERS
3:17 emd2k3 SOWERS POWER!
3:19 Toxicadam Chug .. chug … ch.u..g
3:22 TheVanillaGorilla Derosa put a little extra grit on that grounder.
3:22 stuart dean Beats him stealing talking points from a Hoynes interview!!!
3:25 bogey021 I can’t even imagine what opening day will be like around here.
3:27 Ryan No Thread for You!
3:29 drerikbrady Indeed sir.
3:32 APV that didn’t suck
3:33 Toxicadam I like how they add a fancy descriptor before each piece of seafood. Somehow making it more exotic.
3:38 Roger Dorn Fire Shelton!
3:39 emd2k3 FIRE SKINNER!
3:43 Fundamentals Crowe
3:43 JRontherim Trevor Crowe
3:45 afh4 Zach Jackson is mowing fools down.
3:47 wendingo the movie is better than the city.
3:49 voltaire GRADY GRADY GRADY
3:55 Turkmenbashi This is the downfall of holding shit rather than using caps lock, and probably a lesson in why it’s silly to ever use all caps
3:58 emd2k3 Fancy Officer Training Corps?
4:07 Toxicadam CarrollYardGnome.gif
4:15 c9kay32 viola with some huff love
4:32 Fredward He’s the prototype for the Giants’ favorite type of prospect….old.
4:35 voltaire Mujica
4:41 APV is his name really pronounced “Jim-inez”?
4:46 Jay Or actually, more … Chai Chai ROD-ri-gwez.
4:47 Jay By the way, turns out “exuberate” really is a word.
4:52 Gradysmanldy And furthermore, how is Aubrey still an indian?
4:58 Manhattan Tribe Fan Hey, I remember this guy
5:15 voltaire That almost hit his bat and his head.
5:16 cleveland teamer I guess “The Incredible Chulk” has to hit the potential nickname scrapheap
5:24 c9kay32 i once watched a mets game where the announcers spent the better part of 2 innings discussing bobby valentines cats
5:31 APV In my attempt to scan this quickly and get caught up, i read your line as “what contraception are you using to watch this game”
5:31 Fire Slider Yucky.
5:41 JRontherim Who is going to pitch the pressure filled top of the 9th?
5:45 Gradyforpresident /brats now
5:45 c9kay32 i’m drunk, way too early, ommegang sells their beer in bottles way too large to encourage sobriety
5:49 APV Wilson Valdez played in Korea last year. I say we pretend he is Choo and volunteer him for military service.
5:56 Julie I don’t like this tardition.
5:58 voltaire THOA:EITH{AEOIGHAE
6:03 APV more than 1500 comments so far
6:04 Gradyforpresident god that was a really good fix.
10:27 Gradyforpresident rec