Space-Age Simulation Shows What Sabathia Might Look Like as a Brewer


"NASA is pleased to announce that, in a joint venture with ESPN, it has successfully peered into the near future to understand what Cleveland Indians’ pitcher C.C. Sabathia might look like once he is traded," said NASA spokesman Ed Bonucci. "While the image is of course only a simulation, this imagery suggests that Sabathia will continue to be a large and imposing ballplayer, albeit in a Brewers uniform," he said.