Handy excuses


It's just a really generic "What to tell your boss" article for playing hooky. I mention this, of course, because I'm passing on a lot of commitments to see Opening Day this afternoon. I won't be at any bars, which means I'm eagerly awaiting the year's first game thread with a bunch of calculator-crunching basement-dwelling geeks. I'm looking forward to it. Also! great excuse to wear Zubaz.