Mauer to DL, Clemens to NY

Confirming once again that he is an all-time great douchebag, Roger Clemens has signed with the Yankees for a prorated $28 million, or about $18.5 million by the time he actually makes it back to the majors.

In lighter news, the Twins have sent Joe Mauer to the Disabled List with a strained quadriceps muscle.

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