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I WANT TO THANK RYAN FOR THE OPPOURTUNITY TO SET YOU ALL STRAIT ON THE INJUNS.

YOU ALL ARE SHEEP. YES THE INDIANS GOT LUCKY LAST YEAR BUT THAT'S NOT HAPPENING AGAIN. AND IF YOU THINK THE INDIANS ARE GOING TO WIN THAT MANY GAMES AGAIN YOU MUST BE DRINKING MARKY MARK'S KOOL-AID BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT DOLAN IS CHEAP AND THE INDIANS ARE GOING TO BE IN LAST PLACE BY THE ALL-STAR BREAK LIKE USUAL!!!!

HERE'S WHAT I THINK OF THIS TEAM:

GRADY SIZEMORE: STRIKES OUT TOO MUCH AND HIS CONTRACT WILL GO TO HIS HEAD.

JASON MICHAELS: WHO IS THIS GUY I NEVER HEARD OF HIM. THEY SHOULD HAVE KEPT COCO CRISP AT LEAST I HAVE HEARD OF HIM AND HE HAS A COOL NAME.

JOHN PERALTA: DOESN'T MAKE ALL THE ROUTINE PLAYS HE STINKS. I MISS OMAR AND WILL NEVER FORGIVE DOLAN BECAUSE HE LET OMAR GO. DOLAN IS CHEEP!!!!

TRAVIS HAFNER: STRIKES OUT TOO MUCH AND DOESN'T BUNT ENUF

VICTOR MARTINEZ: HE STINKS BECAUSE HE CAN'T THROW OUT SPEEDY RUNNERS. EINAR DIAZ SHOULD BE STARTING BECAUSE HE KNOWS HOW TO CATCH AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS

AARON BOONE: BEST PLAYER ON THE TEAM.

RONNIE BELLIARD: HE SHOULD BE BENCHED BECAUSE HE IS A SLOB AND HE STICKS HIS TONGUE OUT ALL THE TIME.

CASEY BLAKE: HE IS A STIF, BUT HE'S BETTER THAN THE REST OF THE IDIOTS IN THIS LINEUP.

HERE'S THE BUMS IN THE ROTATION:

CC SABATHIA: TOTAL SLOB AND HE WERS HIS HAT CROOKED HE SHOULD ROT ON THE BENCH.

CLIFF LEE: HE'S BETTER THAN MILLWOOD BECOS HE WON 18 GAMES BUT DOLAN WON'T GIVE HIM A NEW CONTRACT BECAUSE HE'S CHEAP!!!!!!

JAKE WESTBROOK: HOW THIS BUM IS STILL IN BASEBALL IS BEYOND ME ALL HE DOES IS LET THE HITTERS HIT THE BALL

PAUL BYRD: THEY LET MILLWOOD GO AND REPLACE HIM WITH THIS STIFF HOW TYPICAL OF DOLAN HE IS CHEAP

JASON JOHNSON: DOLAN IS SO CHEAP THEY SIGN A DIABETIC

AND FINALLY HERE'S THE STIFFS IN THE BULLPEN:

BOB WICKMAN: BIG FAT TUB OF LARD CAN'T EVEN BEND OVER TO TIE HIS SHOES HE'S A BUM.

GUILLERMO MOTA: SOME THROWIN FROM BOSTON I HEARD FROM ROGER BROWN THAT HIS ARM IS ABOUT TO FALL OFF ENUF SAID

FERNANDO CABRERA: SOME KID FROM THE MINORS HERE BECAUSE DOLAN IS TOO CHEAP TO PAY HOWERY

SCOTT SAUERBECK: HE MUST BE STUPID TO TAKE LESS MONEY TO STAY HERE HE MUST STINK

DANNY GRAVES: HE IS THE BEST PITCHER HE IS A PROVEN CLOSER

IN CONLUZION THE INDIANS WILL BE A SECOND DIVISION CLUB BY MAY BECAUSE THEY ARE A BUNCH OF STIFFS AND THEIR CLOSER IS A BUM AND THEIR MANAGER IS CLEAN-SHAVEN. AND OF COURSE BECAUSE DOLAN OWNS THE TEAM AND HE IS CHEAP!!!!!